12 Discreet Vape & Smoking Accessories to Stay Lowkey

Every smoker needs at least one stealthy piece. Discreet smoking accessories make it possible to enjoy the smoking lifestyle on the go. After all, it’s not usually practical to bring your elaborate scientific rig out for adventures. Whether you prefer smoking dry herbs or vaping concentrates, these are some of the most discreet pipes that fit right in your pocket.

Lipstick Metal Hand Pipe 

Perfect for those fashionista smokers out there, this pipe looks exactly like a tube of lipstick! This lipstick metal hand pipe is the ultimate disguise for hiding in your bag or pocket, and it even looks like you’re applying lipstick when you smoke out of it. If you’re looking for discreet smoking accessories, it’s hard to ‘makeup’ something better than this!

2” Brass Monkey Metal Hand Pipe

Everything you need to enjoy a smoke wherever your adventures take you -- just bring a lighter and your favorite dry herbs or tobacco. The 2" Brass Monkey metal hand pipe is one of the most convenient discreet smoking accessories on the market. Not only does it have a spot to store your favorite smokables, but you can smoke directly out of it too. Just unfold it, pack it, and light up. When you’re done, cover up the bowl with the built-in sliding cover, and slide it back into your pocket.

Credit Card Metal Hand Pipe

This is far and away one of the most discreet smoking accessories on the market. It’s shaped like a credit card, so it fits right into your wallet with ease. It features magnetic construction for easy disassembly and cleaning. The credit card metal hand pipe is designed so the smoke travels through a long passage before hitting your lungs, ensuring cool hits every time. This is one of the most discreet pipes, and it’s also an amazing conversation piece.

Holie Bowlie Bracelet Metal Hand Pipe

Perfect for concerts and festivals, this wearable Holie Bowlie Bracelet pipe hits as good as it looks. This embroidered bracelet looks just like a standard bracelet, but it has a built-in pipe! The metal bowl cap keeps your dry herbs or tobacco (and their odors) sealed safely in the bowl, making this one of the most discreet smoking accessories on the market. Just don’t accidentally swipe it at the register.

Mushroom Keychain / Necklace Metal Chillum

Whether you keep it on your keychain or wear it around your neck, this 3” portable mushroom chillum makes smoking on the go a quick and simple affair. Keep your dry herbs or tobacco stored in the ‘mushroom head’ compartment, and then simply unscrew it and light it up when the mood hits. This keychain is perfect for smokers who always like to have a pipe packed and ready.