Serious Monkey Bizzness Wholesale Novelty Products

Stock Serious Monkey wholesale products from Smoke Tokes, a Los Angeles wholesale supplier serving smoke shops, adult novelty retailers, convenience stores and other approved businesses. This collection features the current Serious Monkey Bizzness lineup available from Smoke Tokes: the Monkey Whizz Kit, Monkey Flask and Monkey Dong.

Serious Monkey products in this collection are sold by the piece, allowing retailers to select the unit quantities that fit their inventory needs. Smoke Tokes requires a $500 minimum total wholesale order, which may include Serious Monkey items and products from the broader Smoke Tokes wholesale catalog.

Shop Serious Monkey Products

• Monkey Whizz Kit: a ready-to-stock belt-format novelty kit with imitation urine, an adjustable cotton elastic belt, a temperature strip, a heat-pad system and instructions.
• Monkey Flask Urine by Serious Monkey: a compact kit containing a 3.5-ounce safety-sealed flip-top flask of imitation urine, a mounted temperature strip, a self-adhesive heat pad and instructions.
• Serious Monkey – The Monkey Dong: a strap-on novelty urination device with a silent squeeze-flow valve, imitation urine, heating pads and an adjustable elastic belt. Available in White, Light White, Tan, Latino, Brown and Black.

Why Retailers Stock Serious Monkey Bizzness

• Three distinct product formats: offer shoppers a belt kit, a compact flask or a complete strap-on novelty system.
• Sold by individual unit: choose the piece quantities that suit your store instead of being limited to case-only purchasing.
• Retail-ready kits: each format combines its primary product with the relevant temperature and heating accessories.
• Multiple Monkey Dong colors: six available options help retailers carry a broader selection.
• Easy category merchandising: display the brand near related drug-test kits and novelty products while clearly separating testing products from adult novelty merchandise.

Order Serious Monkey Wholesale from Smoke Tokes

Approved businesses can purchase Serious Monkey products by the piece and combine them with other wholesale merchandise in one order. Browse all wholesale products to complete your assortment. Wholesale pricing is available to approved account holders, and the minimum total order is $500. Register for a Smoke Tokes wholesale account to view pricing and order current inventory.

Serious Monkey Wholesale FAQ

What is Serious Monkey Bizzness?

Serious Monkey Bizzness is an adult novelty brand offering imitation-urine kits and related novelty urination devices. The Smoke Tokes collection currently includes Monkey Whizz, Monkey Flask and the Monkey Dong.

Are Serious Monkey products sold by the piece?

Yes. Smoke Tokes sells these Serious Monkey products by the individual piece, so wholesale buyers can select the quantities their stores need. The $500 minimum applies to the complete Smoke Tokes order and does not require purchasing a full case of one Serious Monkey item.

What comes with the Monkey Flask?

The Monkey Flask kit contains a 3.5-ounce safety-sealed flask of imitation urine, a mounted temperature strip, one self-adhesive heat pad and instructions. Check the live product page for current availability before ordering.

What colors does the Monkey Dong come in?

The listed color choices are White, Light White, Tan, Latino, Brown and Black. Availability can vary, so verify the selected option on the product page.

Can Serious Monkey products be used to defeat a drug test?

No such use is promoted or guaranteed. These products are offered strictly for lawful adult novelty, fetish or simulation purposes. They must not be used to defeat, falsify, substitute a sample in or otherwise interfere with a drug or alcohol test. Buyers and resellers are responsible for following all applicable laws and marketplace rules.

Where can retailers buy Serious Monkey wholesale?

Qualified retailers can order Serious Monkey wholesale online from Smoke Tokes in Los Angeles. Create a business account to view wholesale prices and combine individual Serious Monkey units with other items toward the $500 order minimum.

Important Product Notice

Serious Monkey products are adult novelty items and are not medical devices, detoxification products or guarantees of any screening result. For lawful adult use only. Do not ingest. Retailers should follow applicable age restrictions, local laws and product-label directions.